I have finally come to a conclusion on why people shouldn't SLEEP in the parking lot......it freaks other people out!
Today at approx. 1:00pm my sister and I were coming out of Walmart. She had noticed a truck with a man in it as we were entering the store earlier. The man was sitting in a rather crouched position and had his head just laying there on his chest. He looked as if he just had a heart attack or something. She didn't say anything until we came out of the store and the man was still in the EXACT position as he was earlier. So like what do you do in a situatuion like this?
Well in our case it was driving around this man's truck 5 times.....just to see if he was breathing. Then I began to go look for my brother-in-law.....which I never could find. When I got back to the car, my sister and I began debating whether or not to get a manager to come out and see if this man was okay. In the process of debating we decided to park 3 cars down from this guy's truck. (I felt like a should have been on some Candid Camera show)
After sitting there about 5 minutes, I see his hand fly up in the air and he began stretching. Then he lit a cigarette. So anyway he was a prime suspect for having some kind of lung disease.
What a day! That was one of those moments when you just feel stupid. But in my defense the guy really looked dead and he had been in that same position for over an hour.
"So if anyone reading this is going to fall asleep in the parking lot, please get a pillow and make yourself looked relaxed."
Thursday, February 21, 2008
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Oh My Word! This entry is HILARIOUS, Whitney!!!
Your tagline is priceless!!
awesome!!!
Made me smile.
I needed that. I think I'm gonna read it again.
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